Tippin Tee

Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees come from deep in the subterranean House of Larréon laboratories. In defiance of the torch-wielding mobs of fundamentalist t-shirt purists accusing our laboratory assistants of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!

Do you care for the music and personalities of Toby Keith, Aaron Tippin, and Charlie Daniels? It doesn’t matter! In the hands of Dr. Larréonstein, their visages and graphics have been hacked to bits, mixed up and re-stitched together to create one new, beautiful monster. Then on this special shirt, the seams, hems, and neck opening have all been hand-embroidered with multi-colored embroidery floss. Finally, the shirt has been glamorized with a smattering of clear Swarovski crystal rhinestones.

This shirt is unique and handmade in the atélier, so please take a close look at the photos, check out the measurements listed below, and compare those with other t-shirts you have at home that are a great fit.

This t-shirt is one-of-a-kind and took over 10 hour of hand stitching and embroidery work to complete.

Would you like to know more about this garment? Perhaps you have a question about its sizing, potential fit on your body, the history of its materials, or more information about Larry Krone and his process and techniques in making it. Please do not hesitate to contact us at staff@toddoldhammakershop.com, and we will be happy to answer your query as quickly as we can!




100% cotton knit


Chest — 44 inches

Length — 28 inches


Hand wash