Bieber T-Shirt Dress

Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees come from deep in the subterranean House of Larréon laboratories. In defiance of the torch-wielding mobs of fundamentalist t-shirt purists accusing our laboratory assistants of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!

Do you care for the music and personalities of Justin Bieber and Elvis Presley? Do you enjoy Budweiser beer and reruns of Ally McBeal? It doesn’t matter! In the hands of Dr. Larréonstein, their visages and graphics have been hacked to bits, mixed up and re-stitched together to create one new, beautiful monster in the form of a sexy dress!

The seams, hems, and neck opening have all been hand-embroidered with multi-colored embroidery floss, and the side seams have been threaded with dyed cotton twill tape, so you can adjust the length on either or both sides to create a flattering gathered drape and an even or asymmetrical hemline that suits your sartorial needs. Finally, the dress has been glamorized with a sprinkling of clear Swarovski crystal rhinestones to sparkle and catch the light.

Design detail: the ends of each of the side drawstrings have been finished with a glassy bead and a classy feather!

Edition of 1.

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Cotton polyester blend


Chest — 32 inches

Hip — 40 inches

Length 39”


Hand wash, lay flat to dry